“It is official,” began Ryan Cameron, sounding almost as if HE was the one expecting a child with the entertainment icon.
“The picture that everybody’s been waiting on,” he continued in today’s Ryan Report. “Everybody was wondering, ‘Is or is she not pregnant?’ ‘Is or is she not gonna have a surrogate?’ ‘Is or is it [not] going to be, you know, a fake baby?!’ ”
“That’s a REAL baby bump right here,” added Ryan.
“Yeah…there’s a healthy baby in there,” continued Jarard. “Looks awesome, too!”
(Somebody hand these guys looking at Tito’s pregnant MARRIED sister, a tissue.)