Rosario Dawson And Eric Andre Far From ‘No Problem’ For Chance The Rapper: The Ryan Report

Three days after Chance The Rapper won a trio of the music industry’s highest honors, The Ryan Cameron Morning Show with Wanda Smith would like to bestow on him yet another distinction: A Petty Wap.

“It’s been a long time since we had a Petty Wap,” Ryan began today’s Ryan Report. “Meaning that you would just do something that’s so petty. So beneath you. Why would you do this?!

“But it happened again…”

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(The following should be read to the tune of Fetty Wap’s “My Way.”)

“Yesterday was Valentine’s Day-ay-ay-ay/Someone was acting peeeet-tyyy/Can you guess who it wa-a-a-as?/ I’ll do it by saying Chance like this, hey/ He couldn’t believe that was that man’s chick, hey/And now he is feeling so sick, hey!”

OK, stop singing. Here’s what happened: Eric Andre tweeted a picture saying,”#valentine love #rosario”; followed by another touting actress Rosario Dawson as “the undisputed most gorgeous being on the planet.”

“So Chance The Rapper thinks it’s a joke, so he does the Petty Wap,” Ryan says. “[He] sends her a text saying, ‘Hey are you really dating Eric Andre? But then she out-Petty Waps him by telling Eric Andre, ‘Guess who just texted me?’ ”

Andre’s response? Yet another post captioned: “One more for @chancetherapper #proof #notaprank”

“Chance, come on man,” Ryan continued. “You got a woman and a baby; it’s like, what you doing? Ain’t you got your own life?”

“He looks like he want some problems,” Wanda joked, referencing the breakthrough single “No Problem”; for which he won a best rap performance GRAMMY Sunday.

Added Ryan: “When was the last time somebody was this surprised by a couple?”

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